So my training in Houston SUCKED. What would normally be a 45 minute drive turned into a 2 hour suck fest every day. That was with me using the tollway so I could "avoid the heavy traffic flow". I also saw at least 6 or 7 auto accidents so that was kind of cool. My actual training was very boring. It was me, one guy from the valley, and then a bunch of middle aged black ladies from Louisianna. The only good thing about the training was this building was right around the corner:

For all of your sick hoe needs.

Yesterday was my first actual day working in the E.R. and I had a lot of fun. Some guy came in because he had gonorrhea and we felt bad for him, but still laughed about it later. (I had to google "gonorrhea" to get the correct spelling so now when kara gets home, if she gooles anything starting with a "G" it is going to show that I googled gonorrhea. Ha.) For the rest of the week, I am working 11pm to 4am. I'm excited.