Since the dawn of time, every man has been faced with a similar conundrum. You spend all of your youth not really thinking about it until one day you wake up and think, "I wonder how stupid I would look with a mustache?"

Well friends, that day for me was today. I came to this conclusion for a couple of reasons. The first being this week at work, they have asked us to dress nice because we have very important people coming in. What time is better than that to explore an alternative facial follicle design? The second reason is that the shaving cream always irritates my lip. (I am allergic to a lot of toiletries.) The third and most important reason is curiosity. My facial hair is a riddle wrapped up in an enigma sitting on the upper lip of this kid:

It just grows all willy-nilly except for right in the middle of my lip. I end up with a reverse Hitler kind of thing. I've decided to go ahead and bring it to full bloom and see if it grows in the middle at all.

So, that's the plan. The worse that it looks, the more pictures I'll add so you can see.

*Edit* I have a tendency to forget every preposition that is needed to form a complete thought. Sorry.