I read somewhere that once you have a kid, you tend to regress the way you act to their level. You go see a movie because they can see it, you eat at a place because they can, apparently you go to the zoo alot more. Well, I work with nothing but middle age women and one wiener of twenty year old. I have noticed that more and more, the middle aged women here are acting more like the wiener.

This is the type of kid who will sit and talk your ear off about any and all Final Fantasy games. He waited in line to buy a 360 when it came out (and to this day tells the story over and over again like it was his crowning achievement). He is highly overdrammatic and talks with his hands alot. When he was telling me about Windows Vista, he got so excited that he started shaking. He leans forward when he walks and chews with his mouth open. He has his own stainless steel Starbucks official travel mug that he brings everyday but, I have never once seen him drink from it. He just carries it around. Also, whenever anyone says something that he thinks is dumb, he tells them to "lay off the crack."

I have been trying my best to ignore his crack comments but lately, he says it like every other sentence. I just want to punch him in the mouth sometimes. What is worse is that the ladies here, think it is hilarious. Whenever he says it to one lady in particular, she laughs like he has never heard it and then says, "I'm on crack!" and laughs again. OH MY GOD. You cannot believe how annoying this is. To help prove my point, I made this visual aid:

I also noticed today that there is no female version of "junior". Has anyone ever seen a "Mary Jones Jr."? I asked someone earlier and she told me that jr is a masculine thing and I mentioned that if there was a masculine form, shouldn't there be a feminine form? Then the wiener told me that there was no feminine form because back in roman times, women were not allowed to hold rank. That almost made sense.

Did you know there there is a Weiner, Arkansas? Sucks to be them.