Not Me says:
HOW DO I FIGURE IT OUT IF ITS .91 FT AND THEY USED 4"??

Me says:
4 goes into 12 three times. If 12" is .91 cents, then take .91 divided by 3.

Not Me says:
AW OK.. 12 INCHES ARE IN A FOOT??

Me says:
Yeah.

Not Me says:
THANKS I WROTE IT DOWN

Me says:
cooooooooooooooooooooooooool.


These are the people who I have to go behind and fix their work. The fact that I have not burned this place to the ground should qualify me for sainthood or something.

I went on a one day business trip for work but I got to bring Kara along, which was fun. Once we got back We went to the Astros game with Bob and Annie. I sat in front of the loudest, most shrill lady who has ever walked the face of the Earth.

All of these (except possibly "alarm clocks") has made me laugh until I have cried. Thus, I pass them onto you. I promise it is worth reading the captions for.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jinnai+tomonori&search_type=&aq=0&oq=jinnai+

I work near the mall. I actually work in the mall parking lot in the Bank of America building (in; not for). I think if I did work at the mall (in AND for), I would use it to my advantage. I mean, I would have to get there early so I would get the best parking spot. Then, any time I had a break or it was lunch time, I would walk outside and get in my car like I was leaving. Once cars formed a sufficient line waiting for my spot, I would shut the car off and walk back inside. Results and reactions would vary depending on the year with optimum time for doing this being Christmas season. I wouldn't do it to be mean, just to prove a point that the person would have saved time walking from a farther spot than to wait on the spot I had no intention of leaving.

Kara and I were discussing graham the other day. I wasn't sure what it was and if it was in fact a flavor or not. I was confused because there are graham crackers which sound like a flavor but animal crackers aren't made from animals (or a cracker which is a whole other discussion). There are Teddy Grahams which make it sound like it is a flavor so I was wondering why there wasn't graham cookies (which is essentially a graham cracker). I decided to look it up and it turns out that it is referring to the type of flour used to make the items:

Graham flour is a type of whole wheat flour named after the American Presbyterian minister Rev. Sylvester Graham (1794-1851), an early advocate for dietary reform. According to the Larousse Gastronomique, Graham despised processed white flour and believed that bran was the cure-all for the bad eating habits of his compatriots.

In case you were wondering as well.

I'll just leave this here:

The new Terminator is easily the worst big budget movie I have ever seen in theaters.

I'll just leave this here.



I've got a ton of pictures and stuff from this last weekend when we went to Dallas coming.

Looking on New Egg at monitors and I cam across a CRT being sold. Read the first review on the right that someone left for it.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824160129

Hello.

This is how I spend my weekends.







Here is the walkthrough.


I didn't really take pictures of anyone. There was also a room that had Derek Mears, William Forsythe, Jason Mewes, and another room with Alice Cooper and Linda Blair.

That's how I spent my summer vacation.

The Mcdonald's workers here are like people from the island of misfit toys. I swear the cashier has a monogramed eyepatch.

So I survived my first and second airplane rides today. The first one was okay. The second one was less okay. I went and met with this other company and I thought I was going to teach them about our system but I think they were just trying to sell stuff to my company. I hope I didn't agree to buy a bunch of stuff. They bought me lunch. Suckers.

Most of the time I think Bruce Springsteen is overrated. This is not one of those times:

Last thursday, the power went out at work. There is alot of construction going on down the road and they cut through the line and the whole block lost power. It was then that I realized that I really needed to pee. Since none of the bathrooms in the building have windows, it meant that it was going to be pitch black in there. I got the idea to take a picture of the sky on my phone and then use that picture to light the bathroom so I could go. I went and took the picture and then walked down the hall to the bathroom.

Upon stepping inside, it was like being swallowed by The Nothing. I stood there for about 10 seconds to let my eyes adjust (not sure why) and then pulled out my phone and started going through my pictures. After about another 15 seconds, this transpires:



At which point, I made this face:



I'll never know who was in there with me.

21:13 About once a year, I have to listen to this. So should you. Listen to "Purpose" and get ready to AWWWWWW tinyurl.com/d8fjxz #

11:26 I crave candy hearts / Quickbooks is a piece of crap / I hate Haikus now #haikuaday #

14:27 Almost forgot: Coming back to work, I saw a vanity license plate that almost made me throw up with the amount of D baggery. It said "BRO 69" #

16:10 I'm constantly re-discovering music I like. For example, I start listening to Damien Rice and think, "why am I listeOMG THIS IS AMAZING." #

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13:04 CEO called and told me that he wants to FLY me to Dallas on tuesday so I can train an entire other company how to do billing. Uh...No? #

16:03 cat trip to the vet / I'm leaving on a jet plane / do I need new pants? #haikuaday #

16:39 Another case of an unnecessary wikipedia page: (NSFW depending on your companies stance on) TRUCK NUTS preview.tinyurl.com/daaowg #

16:44 Pretty much all of my tweets today have an error in them. I'm like @THE_REAL_SHAQ over here. If it bothers you, I'm sory. #

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09:23 Forgot to haiku this weekend. Here is an encompassing one:
Apartment hunting /
Picked strawberries on a farm /
As usually #haikuaday #

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09:36 Wind blowing through trees/ I envy the outside world/
my shoe is untied
#haikuaday #

11:12 Is Snapple still a thing? Can I still walk into a store and choose from more than one flavor of Snapple? #

12:09 Soap sample lady was indignant over the fact that I did not want soap sample. She left her post to follow me 2 kiosks over. I was scared. #

14:04 Want to feel confused? Listen to the Thundercats opening without looking and try to figure out what is going on. tinyurl.com/onkm2 #

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21:03 Its April (which means that it is poetry month). Haiku? Once a day. #

10:40 My job kills my soul
I think its time for hockey
Only six games left

#haikuaday #

12:56 Power is out at work. Like, out out. Awesome. Not like i needed to meet a bank deadline today. Also, it's hot. Grumble. #

15:23 New musical obsession: Hearts of Palm. This is the music I wish I could do. Not their style; their specific songs. tinyurl.com/9k48f8 #

15:35 Also, Hearts of Palm has Jeff the Girl (Five Iron Frenzy) in it. Listen to "Tip Your Glasses". They sound like a modern, indie, Men At Work. #

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13:19 Had a turkey sandwich, goldfish crackers, and lemonade for lunch. Feel like I am going to explode. Tell my family I regret nothing... #

15:17 I feel bad when kids wave at me and I don't wave back. I'm worried about scarring them. Some kid I don't wave to, grows up to kill and such. #

17:12 Are half of all of the words in every britney spears song just "baby"? #

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20:28 RT: @ultragrrrl: Auditions on 4/10/09 in LA 4 drummers 2play w/SMASHING PUMPKINS email info, pics & prfrmnc links: pumpkinsdrummer@gmail.com #

14:13 Anyone see How I Met Your Mother this week? I think Boom Blox for the Wii is now on my Murtaugh List. Ow. "I'm too old for this stuff." #

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11:32 Qwitter is like the kid who will pants you after you are picked last in gym class. Thanks for letting me know that someone unfollowed me. #

16:39 15 years on and I still don't feel like I am cool enough to listen to Sunny Day Real Estate. Sign of a good band or sign of low self esteem? #

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09:35 Just realized that cream cheese in severe moderation could be an okay thing. Especially if said cream cheese is mixed with blueberries. #

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10:57 BRB. Saving everyone's jobs. AGAIN. #

14:35 A MONSTER MAY NOT HAVE BEEN A GOOD IDEA YOU GUIZ. I CAN SEE INDIVIDUAL PIXELS ON MY MONITOR #

14:41 "Rodney rented Twilight for you, Craig. Also he loves you and can't wait to snuggle up on the couch and watch it with you." Good enough? #

14:45 Or "Rodney said he can't wait to sparkle with you." Your choice. #

15:38 Do not let me borrow a pencil. I wont chew on it (ew), but I will hold it in my mouth because it makes me feel more productive. #

16:39 Can we make never saying "drinking the ____ kool aid" a thing? Hearing/reading it makes me punchy. Also, it invalidates your argument. #

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11:48 That now marks the third time this week that I have walked into my boss' office and she was listening to Living La Vida Loca un-ironically. #

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14:18 You can take a cheese slice and fold it in fourths and each piece fits perfectly onto a cracker. That is how I KNOW God exists. #

14:40 Where The Wild Things Are trailer is online. It uses one of my favorite songs of all time, Arcade Fire's Wake Up. Faith in humanity restored #

14:51 Last one. This video basically sums up the awesomeness that is Arcade Fire's Wake Up. Its almost magical (youtube) tinyurl.com/66ukeh #

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14:06 Did you realize that a Twix wrapper is see through? (*I just gave you an excuse to buy a Twix guilt free. You're welcome.*) #

17:17 Shut up. #

17:22 that last update was meant for @armchairmatinee . You complain that I update too much and then nudge me? You sir, are a fickle pickle. #

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09:53 Wait. Lost weekend means what? It doesn't mean playing COD and Left 4 Dead for hours while watching Japanese horror movies? Never mind then. #

15:33 Unlike the rest of you, I only use twitter ironically. Or whatever. #

16:07 COPS would be so much cooler if it was filmed in front of a live studio audience. #

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